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Monday, February 11, 2013

WST Diaries - Eat, Pray, Love - Southern India & The Andamans



Southern India
After a really memorable time in MP, we rode the road to Gondia and crossed into Maharashtra. Here, we boarded the Jan Shatabdi Express, and after a nice ride through the sylvan beauty of Chattisgarh, we reached Raipur late in the evening. Within the hour, the LTT – VSKP superfast had come in, 20 minutes ahead of schedule. Finding our scattered berths was a clear nightmare. Once settled, it was fun. We reached Visakhapatnam early next morning.
The ride to the Naval Station was bumpy. Somebody here surely had a fetish for speed-bumps. Plus, a lot of roads were cobbled! We reached the officers’ mess of INS Circars – the station of the Eastern Naval Command HQ. The accommodation was very functional – very very functional. Luckily, our engagements for the day did not begin till lunch, so most slept. Post lunch, which was nothing to be celebrated, we met the Chief of Staff. The highlight of the day, however, was the visit to the vessels. INS Sahyadri was the latest stealth ship to be added to the arsenal of the navy, and it looked majestic, docked along with its sister ships – INS Satpura and INS Shivalik. We were given a round of the ship – the fore and the aft deck, the Operations room. We saw the weapons and control systems, and what made the stealth ship so stealthy. However, the most important thing was the state of the art automated kitchen. The cooking crew of 2-3 persons made meals for around 250 persons – 3 times a day. The dosa machine had a capacity of 450 dosas per hour! INS Sindhuvir was another story altogether. This old Soviet diesel sub appeared weathered. The entry hatch was too small – only skinny people can go around this place. Everything was really cramped and generated claustrophobia. Hats off to our submariners, who go out in these tough conditioner for weeks together, to defend the interests of the nation.
The second day was the ‘day at sea’. We boarded INS Rana – the most potent war machine of the ENC, and sailed into the high seas. It was a ship of much older vintage than the one we had seen the day before. That did not take anything away from it. We had many presentations on the technical parameters of the ship, on the operations done by the ship, and all that. We even witnessed a simulated gun boat attack and a simulated missile attack. Yet, the real thrill came from watching the ship zip through the water at high speeds, with the winds blowing and billowing one’s clothes and hair. The real thrill came from the view of the huge wake we left behind, the huge bow waves we created, and the churning that came with it. It also came from firing side arms over the helicopter deck, as well as from watching the school of dolphins – real, marine dolphins – playing around in the coastal sea! Most important was the feeling of being in the high seas – a citizen of the world.
The third day was for smaller, and pretty convoluted, visits. A visit to the Naval Air Station shown us the equipment the Navy flies, but once you have seen Air Force birds, Dorniers and Sea Kings really do not do it. The interesting thing was the Kamov helicopter. It has two main rotors, mounted one below the other, and they rotate counter to each other, thus cancelling the reaction torques on the fuselage, and thus doing away with the unwieldy and vulnerable tail rotor. The technology has been inimitable till now – and hence, a constant source of amazement for our American friends, and a steady paycheck for our Russian friends. However, the highpoint of the day was watching ‘Inkaar’ at the Beach INOX. It was a splendidly made movie, on a sensitive issue, without passing any judgement or such things. And boy, has Arjun Rampal matured as an actor!
The AC-3 ride on the Konark Express to Khammam was mired in confusion. Boarding an AC-3 coach, with the huge suitcases our group has, is a real pain – more for the co-passengers. Plus, this one stopped only for a minute. Some of us had to jump, with our bags, off the moving train. The bus ride to Bhadrachalam was picturesque. The guest house, however, took the cake. The rooms were expansive. The food was excellent. And, to top it all, we had a swimming pool. I got an opportunity to swim after months – and the horsing about in the pool was an excellent relaxation exercise. So we were rejuvenated for the tribal attachment to follow. After being briefed by the Project Officer of the Integrated Tribal Development Agency, we drove 50 kilometres into the hinterland. We saw the base settlement of Kondareddi tribes. These were the first of the few who had been ‘mainstreamed’ by the efforts of the ITDA – the rest still lived in the hills above – in the ways that they have been for thousands of years. Better minds have argued against bringing these people in contact with mainstream civilisation – for what the ‘preservation’ of the quaint old cultures. My view is that we should let them choose for themselves – and for that they should be aware of the choices. This government initiative does just that, and for that reason, it gets my full thumbs up. We also saw a river sand quarrying project, which is being run and managed by the tribal co-operatives – with considerable autonomy. The lion’s share of the revenue is ploughed back to the local institutions as well as the cooperatives. We saw a fair price shop, which, in addition to the PDS foodgrains also stocks and sells tribal minor forest produce and handmade items – and they do make really high class FMCG products, based on the sample we saw. A nice idea for grassroot marketing of a grassroot product.
The next day, we visited Edugarapalli, a border area with proximity to Chattisgarh and Orissa. As suggested by the location, it was a hub of LWE. We were witness to the works being done by the Tribal Agency in this area – under the assault of merciless weather (it was baking in mid January), and the Naxalites. We saw spanking new health centres – functional, but not appearing just functional. We saw an outpost of the CRPF and the Greyhounds – it was less elaborate than the one we had seen in MP, but still, it appeared formidable. We returned for lunch, which some of us skipped for another refreshing dip in the pool. It was good, and in the late afternoon we started towards Khammam HQ – on the way we saw small initiatives that were helping the tribals move on the way of entrepreneurship – a computer / vocational training centre, to help some of them leave the low paying primary sector occupations and join the tertiary sector, a soft loan dispensing centre, which was conditional on creation of income generating assets, an orchard running on drip irrigation – all these measures helping people move towards better realization of their potential. The next day, we met the man under whose overall supervision this all was happening – the DC of Khammam. In AP, the post of DC is given only after a substantial experience, and that was evident in the way this man worked.It is inspirational to see how much a single member of the Service can do – it is sad that most of the people in our socio economic group form our opinions about the Government based on the lopsided view of the sensationalist media houses. Such interactions reaffirm our faith in the job that we have chosen to do.
It took another hurried and confused train ride to get into Hyderabad city. We were put up at MCR HRD Institute – this is the training Academy of the AP State Services. By God – the whole thing looks space age, including the rooms and the hostels that they have been given. Contrast that with the pigeon holes the members of the ‘elite’ service have to put up with! In the morning, we met the State Head of UNICEF, and the heads of the NGO’s associated with them. It was pleasantly surprising that these jhollawala types were, for once, not lecturing us about what is wrong with us, and were instead concentrating on the job. Post that, we visited the Hyderabad Terminus station, where we interacted with the RPF on the methods they use to prevent trafficking of children through the city’s railway stations. We also got the opportunity to vist one of the NGO’s centre for the rescued kids – aptly known as Bal Niketan. We interacted with the girl kids there – they were mostly orphans, but some had parents, who were unable to support them, and one had both her parents in jail – sad, but these kids had accepted the rough life that had come their way, and were generally cheerful. They had high ambitions – two wanted to become Police Officers, three wanted to become Doctors, and one (‘smiling’) wanted to be a Collector. They were also pretty well informed. And almost all were big fans of Salman Khan – so we – the residents and our group – sang a lot of Sallu bhai’s hit movie songs together. It was a cheering experience.
In the evening, we met our Police batchmates at their Academy. Our chauffeur was really clueless about the location of the National Police Academy – however, he was too full of confidence to admit that. Ergo, we spent two hours zipping past Hyderabad’s spanking new and shining locations in the Hitech city, and the speedy outer ring road – the guy even took us to AP State Police Academy! We had to take the aid of GPS and passerby’s to get to the NPA. Once in, it was a joyous reunion – they are really being put through the grind – nothing less than what the Army cadets go through. However, the infrastructure at their disposal is awesome. The main gate was imposing, unlike that sorry shack of ours. The mess also looked brilliant. We returned late night. The next day was reserved for light sight-seeing, before boarding the Bangalore Rajdhani for Bangalore. After the rather cramped journeys of the past few days, this journey in the spacious 2 tiered LHB coach was a welcome break – especially the timings were much more comfortable. The Kumar Krupa Guest House of the Karnataka Government was impressive looking – quite impressive looking. However, the quality of food left much to be desired. For this reason, I joined a large part of our group in going out for the evening. However, instead of having a huge dinner, we ended up dancing at an upmarket discotheque. Well, to be honest, it was enjoyable way beyond my expectations. However, I still knew I’m not a discotheque person – so this one was like a bucket list item for me!
The next day was our attachment with the TCS. Well, at the stroke of midnight, we had received a text message that read like – attire ‘business formals’, timing 0930 sharp, please note. We were really incensed with the timing and the tone of the message. It is a fact that an assault to a bureaucrat’s ego hurts him more than an assault to his groin – and this was just like that. How could they dictate dress codes to us? If we had to take orders from ‘software guys’, we could very well have stopped studying after getting into our Engineering courses! The whole journey to the campus in Whitefield was coloured with abuses hurled on ‘those guys’.
So, it was a pleasant surprise that the reception was really cordial and friendly. The presentations were long, but then, they were interesting – partly because of the content, but mostly because the persons at the dais were really good. We saw to the extent the company was involved with various IT projects within the government at various levels. We were shown a documentary on the lives of the Tata stalwarts – JN and JRD. However, for a foodie like me, the high point of the day was the excellent lunch these people had laid out in their top floor executive cafeteria – surely, the corporate sector guys have got class! On the whole, it was a nice experience, although it may stem from the fact that my expectations were really low – a sort of ‘base effect’! On the return, I saw what exactly is meant by a traffic nightmare. The roads were totally choked, and there was no road discipline at all – not in the Delhi sort of way, where people take short cuts without reason. Here, there were stretched with no clear lanes and driving protocols – it was everyman for himself. It took full two hours to get back, with a throbbing headache in the bargain. If this happened in a nice SUV, I shudder to think of the plight of someone doing this commute everyday on a bike.
The next day was the Republic Day – and it started in a comedy of errors. Many overslept, and had to rush about. Even our designated vehicles were AWOL – so we had to get autorickshaws – in full ceremonial dress! Oh, it did look so odd. Even odder was our placement at the stalls – the passes had been marked VVIP – so we had expected the company of the sort. However, we were seated with just anybody – ladies from the hinterland, kids in jeans and men in short slleves untucked shirts – just the crowd you would find on a Railway platform. The fact that we were seated there was not bad – the bad part was that we were seated in full ceremonial dresses and stuck out like sore thumbs! The parade itself was okay. The columns of jawaans and airmen marched splendidly, those of the paramilitary – not so much. The cultural program would have been much more appreciated had it been conducted in a known tongue. The only highlight of the day was the motorcycle dare-devilry displayed by the Military Police – it including crossing each other in scissor patterns at high speed, bursting through walls of bricks, and walls of glass, jumping over lying men, and, the most daredevil-ish of all, climbing a ladder mounted on the bike, while the bike moved! I gave up the movie outing for some siesta, and rightly so – as the viewers of Race 2 were not so thrilled anyway. In the evening we boarded the Yeshwantpur Howrah Express for Tirupaty.
We arrived at 0300 at the station – and after a lot of fiddling with the switches of the lift, we had to do the hard grind at the platforms’ ends to get to our bus. We halted at SP Guest House. As always, the Andharaites really know their mattresses, and it was a rejuvenating sleep before we broke fast and departed for the Tirumala Shrine.
It was a forty minute bus ride up the hills. Then on, the whole visit pans through a series of turnstiles and barricading – which accommodate kilometres of queues – which can take a full day to negotiate. One advantage of being on an official visit was the fact that we could short circuit it all. It reminded me of how, when the Rajdhani Express moves, all traffic nearby is suspended to give right of way. So, within the hour, we were able to get a glimpse of Lord Venkateshwara Balaji. However, the most interesting part of the visit was the show around of the Hundi – the centre for the collection of retail donations. Huge donation boxes, looking not unlike overgrown mailboxes, which were golden instead of red, were being wheeled into the place. There are two separate chambers – one for the collection of bullion, and another for the collection of cash. The former came closest to anyone’s imagination of the treasure cave of Monte Cristo or the Arabian Nights. The metal donations were being separated into gold and silver, being appraised and then being sown into gunnies. On an average day, they collect upto 2 kilograms of pure gold. The cash collection centre was more abuzz with activity. Currency notes were being sorted according to denominations, bundled, counted and stored. On an average day, cash is collected to the tune of Rs. 2 Crore. Both these were part of retail daan-patra donations. It excluded gate fees and high value gifts from tycoons and power bearers. No wonder it is the highest revenue earning shrine in the country. By the time we returned, it had grown pretty hot – so it was prudent to relax and recharge for another early start tomorrow.
The next morning, we got a chance to relive history by riding in an old style first class carriage from Tirupati to Chennai (Madras). The coach was not air conditioned, so it was good that we reached Chennai before noon – even by that time, Chennai was uncomfortably hot and humid. We boarded our Tempo Travellers and enjoyed a ride through a really good highway snaking through the hills, listening to good music. We arrived in the ex-French colony of Pondicherry by the evening. We took only an hour to get off to the old French area. The ‘beach’ was not much to write home about – it reminded me of the Carter Road Promenade – only dirtier. We had another mission for the day – check off the bucket list item of having French food. So we went to this sea side place called ‘Le Club’. On a four page menu booklet, it had only six items under the heading ‘Vegetarian’ – and out of those, only two items were not appended with the curse of ‘salad’ – so we ordered those. In return, we got a plateful of green leaves, with half a side of eggs, a few pieces of mushroom, and some cheese that tasted like rasmalai gone bad. Yet, a mission was a mission, and we completed it. We returned via the old French town – the roads were labelled as ‘Rue De La Yada Yada’, the police constables wore those funny French ‘De Gaulle’ hats, and the sign boards were in French. We also saw the magnificent archway in the Bharathi park.
The next day was for our official work in Pondicherry – attachment with the NGO ‘HOPE’. At breakfast, I broke one of my teeth fillings, all of a sudden. That kept me worried throughout the day. At HOPE, we could not catch most of the main presentation, because the person spoke at an impossibly low volume! However, from the looks of it, it was an over view of the NGO sector –similar to what we have had surfeit of at the Academy. After that, it was time for us to go out to one of the projects – where they had formed a federation of Women’s Self Help Groups. Most of the ladies were Tsunami affected, including many Tsumani widows. It was heartening to learn how the organization had helped these ladies regain their economic self-reliance and social stature in the aftermath of their unfortunate bereavement. Next, we went to Auroville – the ‘international city’ – I won’t tell what I actually think of that! However, the Matrimandir was truly a sight to behold – a huge golden golf ball structure glittering in the sunshine! It was really peaceful in the vicinity. The evening, after the return, was spent of getting my damaged tooth repaired. As Ogden Nash as put it – some pains are physical, and some are mental; one that is both, is dental. It was hard to find one clinic that would treat me – I walked around the town, hoping somebody will understand my English – it is a Tamil town, colonized by the French! When I found a dentist, I learnt how far damaged this tooth was – a millimetre from another RCT. Well, it was filled again in another torturous surgery – and we returned to the hotel.
The next morning, we took an early start and went off to the boat house to ride a ferry to the aptly named Paradise Island. It was really beautiful, had a clean beach full of nice rolling waves. We had a nice time swimming on them – it was our first beach hit of this WST – out of hopefully many more to come. After our brief return and quick lunch, we embarked on a hurriedly arranged calling on session. We met the Secretary (Revenue) to the Government of Puduchery, the Chief Secretary to the Government of Puduchery and His Excellency the Lieutenant Governor of Puduchery. The visit to His Excellency was certainly one of the highlights of the day. His residence used to be the residence of the French Governor in India, and it reflected the grandeur of Versailles. After the visits, we returned to get all packed and done for the night journey aboard the Nellai Superfast to Madurai.
We arrived early morning, and were driven to the Circuit House. The sheer grandeur of Madurai Circuit House needs to be experienced to be understood. We had less time to appreciate it all before we had to ready up to visit the famous Meenakshi Temple. We were running a little late, but the priests did delay the curtaining of the deity by a few minutes to accommodate us – maybe it was because the city of Madurai has hundreds of temples, and thus thousands of deities – but it has only one DC, whose guests we were! The temple is beautiful. It’s most beautiful part is the hall of a thousand pillars. It is simply breath-taking. We kept the evening for a visit to the City Palace – which was showcasing a light and sound show. However, the evening was too hot, and the place was too infested with mosquitos to allow one to endure a rather tepid narrative. We arrived early for our meeting with the DC. He was a good natured man, of rather recent vintage – and we discussed service and related issues over some really good cookery in really serene hilltop lawns.
The next morning we took an early start – the mission was to cover Rameswaram and Dhanushkodi. It was a big decision for me to sacrifice morning sleep time for visiting a place I had already been to, but, as it will be revealed further, it turned out to be a rather good one. The road was good, and the car did touch 110 kmph at times. We took three hours to get to Rameswaram. This time, we did it the whole way – taking the notional bath in all 22 holy waters surrounding the shrine, before visiting the main shrines. The temple was uncharacterisitically empty today, which was good for us, as we were able to do it all quickly, including the customary photographs in the long ornate corridors. Then, instead of going further to Dhanushkodi, surprisingly, we returned to Pamban Bridge and crossed into mainland India. It was told that we would be taking a ship to Dhanushkodi. Then we lost some time in figuring out our lunch – in a totally Catch -22 –esque fashion, it had been falsely spread across the communication channels that we were carrying packed lunches (when we were not!) But all the frustration with the food business was wiped out when we came to see the ‘ship’ we were to take. It was a Coast Guard Hovercraft! We were next to the Mandapam Coast Guard Station, from where we boarded the craft. Soon it was learn that the craft had to go on another mission – so we were to get just a half an hour joyride. However, even that was totally worth it – the lifting, the shifting from land to water with so much ease, and the breathtaking speed – this GRSE machine was capable of 55 knots! Once we returned from this unexpected and thrilling detour, we resumed our road journey to the Pamban island. After Rameswaram, we shifted to one of those specialised ‘sand vehicles’. I had visited the area as a part of the Railway Foundation Course tour, and we had gone as far as the point where the road ends in sand. We had felt that the expense on taking these sand vehicles was not justified – and we had had a hell of a time in the white sand beach. This time, we took the call to go on. We reached the spot where we had stopped the last time – the sand path seemed to end in dense bushes only hundred metres from there – it seemed we had hired the vehicle in vain – boy, were we wrong. It turned out that next to those bushes, the sand track continued – one or two feet from the lapping waves! And then, it took a very pleasantly surprising turn. The vehicles started going into the shallow waters – yes, we were driving through the shallow sea – for several hundreds of metres! We had thought that nothing could beat the Hovercraft experience of the day, but here we were, sitting in an amphibious vehicle of the primitive kind. It was really beautiful – blue green sea , with vehicles driving though, crossing each other and even overtaking! It took half an our to reach the ghost town of Dhanushkodi itself. Totally destroyed by a cyclone in the 1960’s, it is now home to some of the really tenacious people, eking out a very precarious living through fishing. We spent some time on the beach and with the ruins – it was eerie wandering around in a ghost town, posing for pictures with the old railway station, and the town hall – it was like disturbing a sea grave. After spending an hour, we returned – this time at speeds touching 120 too. We were having supper at Madurai by half past ten!
The next day we set out for the hill town of Kodaikanal. It was some 150 odd kilometres away, and it was a pleasure riding shotgun on one of the fast SUV’s of the TN government. We stayed in the PWD project rest house – which was really beautifully made. Sadly the maintenance left a lot to be desired. Yet, it did not take anything away from the charm of the place. We had a bonfire party planned, but sadly, firewood could not materialize, so we had a lounge party instead. The silent Fern Road reverberated with the deep sounds of our chorus as we sang and generally made merry till midnight. The next morning, we had a lazy wake-up, and a picnic brunch in the sunny lawns. After another snooze, we wandered about the town, and were back by the evening, for a real bonfire party. These people really knew how to build their fires. The flavour was added by the good folks at Dominos. It was nice end to one of the textbook “hill-station days” – lazy and joyous.
The descent to the plains took some time the next morning. Once we had touched the plains though, our driver suddenly discovered his hidden strengths, and drove us at speeds consistently above 100 kmph, mostly above 140, and even touching 145 at times. This was the fastest I’ve ever been on a surface vehicle (barring one ride in the Bhopal Shatabdi) – the irony was that the shot-gun seat belt was broken – and I was half scared of dying a violent death in case of any sudden interruption in our speed binge. We arrived at the Trichy Circuit House an hour before the other vehicles! As soon as everybody was here and settled, we sent off the crew from Dindigul (the district to which Kodaikanal belongs) and boarded the vehicles of Trichy to go off to Tanjore, for a visit to the famous Brihadeeshwara Temple. I had visited this place two years back, but this visit was special for many reasons – one, we had a view of the whole temple, without the restorative packs that had adorned the gopurams during my last visit. Secondly, we had a guide, who claimed an M.Sc and a B.Ed, and was quite dramatic. Plus, the evening lighting gave really good photo ops. After the visit we had a dinner with the officers of 2011 batch, Tamil Nadu cadre. They had with them the All India Topper of the last year. It was a strange moment – I realized that till less than a year ago, she was a celebrity for me – we had read her interviews and seen her pictures in the magazine, and now we were dining face to face. I realized what the new comers to the Indian Cricket Team must feel to share the dressing room with Sachin Tendulkar. Then another thought invariably creeped in – had one had one hundred marks or so less, even my own batchmates (that includes my dear roomie) would have remained distant celebrities for me – a very humbling thought! The ride back was quick, but we had a minor dampener, as some of our mates had to shift to the PWD bungalow to make way for some higher officials in the circuit house!
The next day was for our official work in Trichy – for looking at various projects of development being carried out by the administration. We visited a village some 40 km out of the city, where women were building mud dykes for the local rainwater storage tank. We interacted across language barriers using interpreters – I think I got some feel of how the ICS officers of yore might have felt – listening to the problems of their charges across linguistic boundaries and striving for their betterment. We also visited a State Government backed community funded sanitation project, that provided facilities to women within 2 km radius. We also saw a ‘green house’ – basically it was a house powered with solar panels and connected inverters. The visit ended with a nice traditional Tamil meal at the inspection bungalow. I used the free afternoon to call up an old friend from the Railway Stores – we met, and then we decided to call on another Railway friend, one of my RSC roomies. So we met in his chambers at the DRM office – it was nice to relive old Railway days and talk shop. We had a good South Indian supper and returned after a nice long drive through the city, looking for some ATM which would give me some cash – none did!
The next day was for some local visits, the prominent one being the famous supine-Vishnu shrine of Srirangam. It was again a second visit for me, but one was better able to appreciate the grandeur this time, since it was less crowded. In the evening, we packed up and left for Chennai by the Rockfort Express, to embark on the last, and, may I say, the most awaited part of the WST – the island attachment at the Andaman Islands.

The Andamans
To begin with, it was my longest non stop, and most boring, flight. The travel time from Chennai to Port Blair is around 2 hours, and we landed sometime in midday, after observing a lot of pretty isles from the sky. As we came out of the door of the aircraft, a hot, humid gust hit our faces – welcome to the ‘Kala Pani’. It was a full 30 degree Celsius, and got knows how much humidity. We sweated all the way on the cabs to our place – the Circuit House near the South Point of the Island of South Andaman, after skirting a nice promenaded marine drive. Even the room air-conditioner was fighting an uphill battle trying to normalize the room temperature and humidity. We left soon for the ‘official’ business – our attachment with the forest department. We met the Principal Chief Conservator of Forests and his officers, and were told about the factoids related to the subject. It was known that out of the odd 8000 square kilometres of area the Union Territory has, some 7200 are covered by forests. A mere glance at various islands shows the same. We also got a brief on the flora and fauna on the region. What I was more interested in, for obvious reasons, was the marine fauna, particularly of the apex predator type. We learnt that shark attacks have never been heard of, but salt water crocodiles (salties) do infest waters around the islands, and have often come into conflict with humans, as the tsunami had really messed up the local geography and the crocs’ habitats. We also met the Chief Secretary of the Union Territory – it was a much more light hearted meeting. Finally, we saw the much discussed light-and-sound show at the Cellular Jail. While the tales of British atrocities on the prisoners here were definitely moving, one could help thinking that one had experienced something quite similar back at Oak Grove. It was simply a reminder that to be institutionalised, and to be a part any residential institution is almost a similar experience, the difference being just of the degrees. More on that in a full-fledged article later.
The next day we drove to the jetty to board a ferry to the North Bay Island. After half an hour of ferry, we covered the last few hundred metres on glass bottomed boats – which gave a clear view of the coastal corals and the multi-coloured fish in there. As we landed on the island, a large board, warning us about salties, appeared. It may have been the sheer feeling of ‘now or never’ that led us to the sea, nevertheless. We hit the aqua sports first – the coaster, the aqua jet, the banana ride and the speed boat. It was all a good appetizer for what was to come – scuba diving.
In full honesty, it was an assisted scuba diving – we all had one trained instructor with us all the time, who manned most of the controls related to plunging and rising. Still, it was an immense experience. First, we put on wet suits which were suited for the warm waters of the region. Next, we donned a mask, not unlike the swimming goggles we use in the pool – except for the fact that it had an additional place for the nose – the nose is effectively hermetically sealed, and it feels odd to breathe through the mouth. It takes some time to overcome the instinct to breath via the nose, and to avoid panicking – some were eventually overcome by panic and gave up. Next came the main jacket, which houses the air cylinders and the machinery. The air cylinder is the heart of the SCUBA. Not only is it used for breathing, the air is also used to fill the jackets when one need to raise one’s level. The same air is released when one wishes to descend. The breathing is done through a regulator, which is fitted in the mouth by biting on the anchors and sealing with the lips. The one way valve opens when one sucks, thus sending the air out to the mouth. When one breathes out, the valve closes, and thus one exhales into the water. We dove upto 8 metres (25 feet) in the bay, and observed a variety of marine flora and fauna – the corals being the main amongst them. They were mostly brown, but we also managed to see some really beautiful purple ones. And the variety of fish was astounding – shoals and shoals of little ones in all possible colours, shapes and sizes. As of now, I have seen the photographs we got clicked underwater, and we know that we have been short changed there – the pictures hardly do justice to the rich canvas down below. It was a truly a high point of the tour. Post surfacing, we set sails for Ross Islet, a small island just outside Port Blair. It is the site of ‘mint condition’ WW II battle ruins. It is a small island – one could walk leisurely from one shore to the opposite in hardly twenty minutes. It used to house a British base, which was bombed and occupied by the Japanese forces during the Second World War. The bombed out ruins of the church were really grand. The Ferrar Beach was a small beach at the opposite end, with very fine white sand and red coral rocks. The island is also host to a population of hundreds of deer and peacocks – who are not afraid of humans and come quite close to tourists. We saw two of the peacocks ‘dancing’ in full glory. With so much pack in such a small area, Ross Islet is an ideal one hour tour.  
The next morning started early, and we left for the Navigation Department jetty. The target was the famed Havelock Island. We boarded MV Rangat from the jetty, and started on the three hour long trip. The journey in the passenger cabin was dull and boring, so, after a few minutes, we went outside – first on the stern deck and then on the upper deck. The time was passed in observing the flying fish, as they escaped the plowing bow of the ship. They appeared out of sudden, as if levitating out, rose to about half a feet, an then moved horizontally, skipping a few times, for durations ranging from ten seconds to a full minutes. Usually they came single or in pairs, but we also saw groups as large as ten. Attempts to capture them on our cellphone cameras proved much futile. We finally docked at the Havelock jetty by around eight forty five, and drove off to the Dolphin Resorts – owned by the Tourism Department. Situated right next to its own private beach and reef, the place consists of duplex rooms made on stilts (to avoid flooding?). It was already too hot when one arrived – so the logical thing was to wait for the evening and sleep out the day in the air conditioned room. That was what I started, but luckily I had an epiphany within the hour and decided to go to the beach. The tide was out, so we had hundreds of metres of sea with depth of less than a feet! – the picturesque aquamarine coloured waters that belong to the world of picture postcards – all at our disposal. We went hundreds of metres in. The water was as clear as spring water, and the sandy seafloor was visible clearly as the sun shone on it. By the sunlight, one could see shadows of fish swimming – fish so small and transparent that it was only by their shadows that one could notice them. When one got tired of wading, one could lie down leisurely on the bench by the beachside – taking in the good sea breeze, the heavenly scenery, and good holiday-on-the-beach themed music (like ‘Our Last Summer’ – the Mamma Mia version). It was then that a puppy came and started licking my ears after getting its front paws on the bench – ah, if this was not heaven, it came pretty close to it! For lunch, we visited the ‘famous’ Manju Café. The menu card read all ‘famous-sy’, and the food, when it did arrive after aeons, was tasty. However, the order time, the service and the quantity of the food served left much to be desired. The delay in service almost made us miss our tryst with the famous Radhasagar beach. It was an eleven kilometre drive, through mountainous roads – and took close to forty minutes. The beach has been named the best in Asia by the Time Magazine (that is what Wikipedia says), and according to me, much of the reputation is deserved. For I’ve not seen sand any finer or any whiter, and a beach any flatter. It was evening, and we could hardly do much swimming – but we did go some fifty metres in, and it was hardly waist deep! And the waves were even and predictable – ideal for amateur horseplay. At sunset the waters turned into multiple hues and colours, and later, it was all golden. However, even this multi chrome explosion was not the high point of the day. That honour goes to the evening ‘beach party’ at the private beach at the resort. An assortment of snacks had been made by the good folks of the resort kitchen, and the supply of beverages was also arranged. It began as a music-filled revelry session with photographs and noisy chatting. Gradually, it converted into a quieter, more contemplative get-together (the turning off of the beach lights – intended to break our party -  did help) – we congratulated ourselves on the excellent tour we had. Many might have seen sunrises and sunsets at the beach – but there is something different about sitting on the beach and staring at the stars over the sea, wondering at the beauty of the constellations partially visible through the fronds of the coconut palm, chatting quietly with the people you have grown so fond of in the past two months. The sheer joy of those moments, which was shared by everybody in the gathering in those minutes near the midnight can never be described – it was not just the location, but the perfect group dynamics and harmony that led to it. In this way, it was an appropriate ending to the WST – we might not have got the most glamourous locations on our itinerary, but it was the quality of the group that led to such a wonderful tour.
The next morning, we rose early, clicked a few morning photographs, and had a nice breakfast – these folks at Havelock can teach the Port Blair guys a thing or two about cooking. Then we returned to the jetty, to board the famous MV Makruze. If the incoming ferry was any ordinary Express train, this one was a Rajdhani. Built on two boat hulls over which the whole passenger deck was built as a beam between two supports, the thing looked futuristic. And it took only an hour and a quarter to get us back to Port Blair – it moved like a speed boat – bobbing up and down and splashing back – a good ride for me – but not so much for some of our co-passengers, who got really sea sick. Back to our circuit house, it was time to have a lunch, rest a bit and then to go on to visit the famed Cellular Jail museum. We saw the gallows (all reconstructed – and very shoddily – with nylon ropes!), and the condemned cells (much better than the room at the Jwalamukhi Hostel at IIT Delhi).
The next day, we boarded the morning Air India flight to Kolkata, and this way, I finally visited the Airports of all the original ‘four metros’ of India. After setting up our luggage comfortably, we got an opportunity to visit the old Calcutta again – it was as beautiful as before. In the evening, we boarded the Calcutta Rajdhani Express to New Delhi – for our merger with the rest of the batch for the attachment with the National Security Guards, and finally, the block leave for visiting our homes. 

Conclusion
In the end, it was a very good tour – immensely enjoyable. Did we fulfil the purpose for which we were sent out? I am not sure. Certainly our enjoyment was not the objective of the Academy – for all that I know of the Academy, the fact that we enjoyed must really hurt them! Personally, I feel that the WST is a just reward for the toil one puts in for taking the examination and getting into the Service. One does see a lot of nice things, which one may want to emulate in one’s postings – the cash transfer systems in MP, the excellent roads in Tamil Nadu, the urban masterpiece that is Hyderabad. However, most importantly, it is the idea of India – so diverse and yet so similar – that is the most important take away from the Tour. People in Andamans speak so fluent Hindi, it is hard to believe one is 3000 kilometres away from the Hindi heartland, closer geographically to Indonesia and Thailand than to the mainland. The biriyani made in Dindigul can compete taste for taste with anything Lucknow has to offer – despite the total diametric separation. If one is able to assimilate that idea and make it figure in one’s style of working in one’s career, I feel that the higher purpose of the tour would have been achieved.

Monday, December 10, 2012

Of Lies and Eulogies



“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.”
 - C. S. Lewis
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“So long, and thanks for all the sh*t.” With due apologies to Douglas Adams, those might be the thoughts echoing through the minds of the lots which are leaving. The lot left behind shall also be a much relieved lot. They will feel what the black population of the US would have felt at the end of the Civil War. While there is still a Jim Crow-esque existence to be eked out, it would not be worse than the confederacy-come-alive which had run rampant for the last 3 months.
It was supposed to be “the best time of the career, if not of the lifetime” for those coming in. They had surmounted the unsurmountables to get there. All that ensued could have been avoided, if somebody had realized that these were grown persons, adult men and women, and not school-kids. Unfortunately, no one did. To use an aeronautical analogy, the flight of euphoria crashed suddenly into an unforeseen mountain of despair. “Catch-22” came alive for them. It was realized that between the release of that book and now, bureaucratic apathy and official stupidity have, more or less, retained their character and magnitude.


“Shooting skeet eight hours a month was excellent training for them. It trained them to shoot skeet.”
– Joseph Heller, Catch 22
So, for the first month, like Yossarian, they were wondering why the whole system was so hell bent on killing them. Every weekend, with the certainty reserved for death and taxes, came the long, tiring and futile trudges across the hills. And then, when mere weekends seemed insufficient to The Man, they were sentenced to a whole week of the same treatment. They were the forsaken-est of the forsaken – no one really cared if they fell down the precipice, got dashed on the flat rocks, or got impaled on the jagged, rough one, or got eaten by a leopard, or swept away by a torrential rivulet. Every day was just  stretch upon stretch of punishing ‘green miles’. It totally looked like the end of the line for them. But then, when one is treated like dirt, one develops the tenacity to stick like dirt – and so they survived, somehow. How? Ask no questions, hear no lies. And what did they learn for all their pains? Well, they learnt how to wander aimlessly and painfully across the hilly countryside – although the degree of proficiency at the same will always remain in doubt.
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“Now, men, it's no skin off my behind. But that girl that wants to play the accordion for you today is old enough to be my mother. This is all voluntary, of course. I'd be the last colonel in the world to order you to go to that U.S.O. show and have a good time, but I want every one of you who isn't sick enough to be in hospital to go to that U.S.O. show right now and have a good time, and that's an order!"
  – Joseph Heller, Catch 22
Well, enjoyment was always mandatory for them. They sang, and they danced, and they played and ran, and they threw, and they jumped, and they begged, and they crawled, and they climbed. And they ‘enjoyed’ it all – not enjoying was an option not even on the table. As they were ‘enjoying’ all this, there was an uneasy sense of déjà vu, which often made those false smiles flicker and betrayed their (the smiles’ and the wearers’) falsehood. Of course, it was being done to them ‘for their own good’, ‘to make them prepared to face the world’, which, as green horns, they were pretty much unequipped to do now. It was being done to ‘groom their personality’, and to ‘mould their characters’. Now didn’t that smell like old bullsh*t being recycled anew? Where had they heard that before? The same excuses are oft paraded by the apologists for another similar practice – ragging, which, under the laws of the land, is a criminal wrong. So what is the similarity between a criminal offence involving ritual humiliation of school / college freshmen and ‘the best time of one’s career’. Well, off the top of their heads, they remembered a few points of congruence – both are done by those in positions of power, to those who are under their power, and the power differential is huge in such cases – either de jure or de facto. Both are done primarily because they have been getting done more or less similarly ‘from times immemorial’, and because the perpetrators of the day were once the victims. Finally, both are justified by providing similar excuses, as has been discussed above.

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“ "Hey, Aarfy, did the bombs hit the target?"
"What target?" Captain Aardvaark, Yossarian's plump, pipe-smoking navigator would say from the confusion of maps he had created at Yossarian's side at the nose of the ship. "I don't think we're at the target yet, are we?"
"Yossarian, did the bombs hit the target?"
"What bombs?" answered Yossarian, whose only concern had been the flak.
"Oh well," McWatt would sing, "what the hell."”
– Joseph Heller, Catch - 22
What did they finally learn? With so much to ‘enjoy’, it was pretty easy to be run over flat by the steam roller of enjoyment. So, well, they learnt to prioritize and economize. The first axe fell on the things that they enjoyed naturally, without aid of the almighty shaft – and with that died the natural zeal and zest. And then, they all ‘fell in line’ – each according to his or her own capabilities and level of incompetency – set up straight by the almighty shaft.  They learnt the following – if not mandatory, do not do it. If mandatory, do just as much as would suffice. As the famous advice goes – at first, do nothing…If pushed , run around in circles. And if cornered, appoint a committee. One could almost see the next generation of dogged apathy being ‘forged in the furnace of Vulcan’. And thus, in finality, it just became an exercise in getting it done over with – who cared what one actually did – like a monotonous, never ending trudge. May be that’s why they had to do those marathon walks to begin with!
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Vilfredo Pareto has contributed a lot to the ideas of societal economic welfare, but his most iconic idea was that social welfare is increased if even a single person can be made better off without making anyone worse off in the process. What happened in this case would have really sent Pareto spinning in his grave. Here, on one side, were the supposedly best minds of the realm (‘supposedly’, because they had not been ‘confirmed’ yet), and on the other side were definitely the best minds of the realm, in their own era. Yet, this confluence of the crème de la crème managed to actually make a lot of people much worse off and miserable, without anyone getting better off in the bargain. With such a glittering gathering, the possibilities were unimaginably bright – to have wrought misery instead, under conditions so propitious, is criminal, to say the least. And yet, this has happened since long, and looks as if it shall continue to happen for long, in open defiance of logic, in the name of tradition, and in the name of continuity.
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Will they ever complain about it all? Will they ever come clean? That’s highly improbable. By the end of it all, half of them might be convinced that Big Brother actually loves them. The other half would be fooled into thinking that they are convinced that Big Brother actually loves them. So all of them would be selling rainbow dreams to the next generation of innocent kids, the same way they were sold those dreams. Well, the facts would be out, in a manner of speaking, but the feelings would never come out truly. They would continue to shower encomiums on the whole episode, and describe it in the most glowing terms. Because, as they say, there are lies, there are damned lies, and then, there are……….eulogies.

[DISCLAIMER- THIS ARTICLE IS ABOUT IMAGINARY ENTITIES IN AN IMAGINARY SETTING. THE AUTHOR IS HAVING, AS YOU MAY HAVE GUESSED IT BY NOW, THE TIME OF HIS FRIGGIN’ LIFE ;) ]

Sunday, November 11, 2012

In the land of Milk, Toil and Hope - a village visit diary



So, now, it is the time to describe our encounter with the ‘village-people’. As this goes through publication, hundreds of pens would be scribbling tonnes of gyaan into neat foolscap, fighting a deadly battle against the deadline, describing pretty much what I am going to put down here, though not in words so similar. Yes, we are turning in official reports of this whole encounter. So, the question comes up, what’s the need for this additional piece of garbage. Well, the reasons are many. First of all, the official report had to be objective, and so it was. This one will be subjective – and hence, true. Secondly, despite all the efforts of The Man to the contrary, I actually enjoyed this week long programme. So I hope to conserve a write up about the same for the posterity. The official report has to be turned in in handwritten paper. (As an aside, for a place supposed to train modern, efficient & techno-savvy managers, this whole establishment is pretty anal about using obsolete sort of technology – like notice boards, pigeon holes, and of course, hand written reports, in its day to day work.) So as I was saying, it’s a single copy of handwritten paper, with no backup, and no assurance of the end use there-of – reading, or wiping, God alone knows. So it is always better to keep it in electronic format. So, here it goes.

The run through

Well, we always knew it wouldn’t be half as bad as the trek (for those who had missed it, here it goes), & the senior batches were telling how they enjoyed their own village trips. But then, these were the same people who had supposedly had the best time of their lives in their Foundations, so, their remarks were to be treated with the same scepticism as one would treat the doomsday reports on popular Hindi ‘news’ channels. So, it was a mixed reaction when we finally knew we were going to Sandeel village, in the Alewa block, in the Jind District, in the State of Haryana ( for the citybreds who’ve never left Delhi, that might give some appreciation about the sheer scale of this country and its governance!) It was to be a much smaller group than the trek – and an extremely, and diversely, talented one. Our group leader was a bright economist from the LSE; next, our pretty, precocious and extremely talented doctor; third, a master veterinarian; fourth, a life scientist, and a poet sans pareil, and the fifth, an Electronics Engineer from BITS (from the era before BITSAT – when one really had to squeeze the Boards to get into BITS). And sixth, lowering this exceptional group’s average IQ by a few points, was yours truly. Well, the sixth member was already quite friendly with the third and the fourth member, so it was clear that we would be able to redeem some happiness out of it even in the face of utter disaster.
Unlike the last time, nothing dramatic happened during the journey – except for small things, like our driver losing his way and starting on an all Haryana tour, before getting back on route. The confusion led us to having our “day meal” at 1700 hrs – I call it “day meal” because we weren’t sure what to call a heavy meal taken at 5 in the evening – some of us tried to coin new words by combining ‘lunch’ and ‘dinner’ in the manner ‘breakfast’ and ‘lunch’ are combined in ‘brunch’ – but the better results sounded quite unprintable in Hindi, and since most my readers know Hindi, I’d rather leave it unprinted. Well, in the end, we reached the hostels of Haryana Agriculture Management Extension and Training Institute (HAMETI) by 8:00 p.m. And then we had tea and snacks! And then we had dinner too!! Turns out that the “day meal” was, after all, plain lunch!
Next morning, we had a briefing with the Additional DC. The DC (Deputy Commissioner / District Collector / District Magistrate/ District Officer) was out of HQ on some official business. It’s rather hard to recall exactly what happened in there, but one was surely boggled by the number of Departments a DC is supposed to command and control. In the hindsight, it shouldn’t have been a surprise – it takes 9-10 departments to run a ruddy train, it should take a lot more to run a whole District. However, it is certainly not a pleasant experience when all dozens of these Departmental heads try to tell you about their work, their achievements, and, most importantly, their statistics in a span of an hour. Few of the other groups’ members (also going to different villages in the same district) did, however, develop a liking for statistics, and kept calling for more of them. Anyway, it ended by noon – and we were introduced to our Block Development Officers (BDO), who were to be our ‘friends, philosophers and guides’ for the week. So we picked up our bags and boarded two out of the dozens of SUV’s of the Government of Haryana parked on the HAMETI tarmac. It certainly was an impressive scene as columns of blue beaconed Government vehicles roared out of the HAMETI gates for the great beyond.
It took around an hour of drive to get to the place. It is, in a sense, the last village of Jind District on the northern side. As we came to know later, this place was like a mini Kannauj of the Tripartite Struggle fame – it began as a village in Kaithal Tehsil in Sangrur District of Punjab. When Punjab was partitioned (the Indian State, not the Raj Province), it came to be a part of Kaithal Tehsil in Karnal District. Later, when Jind was made into a district, it came to Jind. And then, Kaithal was made a district in its own right, and it was separated from Kaithal and merged into the diminished Jind. Reads more like a tale of a fortress which is frequently changing hands between warring parties, isn’t it? Well, coming back to its description, it was an average sized village of 4200 people. It was one of the most backward villages of Haryana – had all weather metalled 2 lane roads, 12 hour electricity supply, and almost all houses of masonry and concrete work. Sounds like a decent town back home? Well, it was. We put up in 2 rooms of the Government School, with a recently constructed and really well functioning loo block behind (we later learnt it was constructed in just 3 days, when the village authorities learnt about the impending arrival of ‘high officials from Delhi’ !!) And we had traditional cots – the charpoys / khatia / khaat and heavy quilts, and a seemingly endless stock of plastic chairs. In short, everything was there to guarantee a comfortable stay. While there are proponents of the ‘काक चेष्ठा बको ध्यानं श्वान निद्रा तथैव I अल्पाहारी गृहत्यागी विद्यार्थी पञ्च लक्षणं II’ (translation – not literal – a starving, sleep deprived vagabond is the best student) philosophy, I personally believe that the best learning takes place when the learner is left with no wants for his comforts. So, I was sure that we could do really good learning here – and we started as soon as we had dealt with an exceptionally heavy lunch.
Well, we had been given a schedule of activities we needed to be doing with / to the village folk. However, the poor village folk did not seem to have received a copy of the schedule, nor had they been raided by touring teams to ensure their presence as and when required by the schedule. So we had to make do with the best we could. We called a meeting of the gram sabha, and out of the 2300 odd members, some 150 turned up, which was exceptional, given the fact that the average attendance in gram sabha meetings which are not called by visiting IAS officers is often 60-70 only. Perhaps we did offer them a curious sight – or perhaps they had overestimated our ‘powers’. Well, we did get an idea of the village economy, the village polity, and the chief troubles. It was an agricultural village, which, till 1987, used to receive water from the canal, which was redistributed in the said year, and since then, the village had gradually declined in its output and its importance. In the evening, we took a long walk along the village thoroughfares, mapping out its habitations, and other places of importance. Again, for no particular reason (maybe it was because it was a Sunday), we had attracted a large crowd, which did include many ‘petitioners’ – it took some time to explain to them about the fact that even a worker in the Academy mess had more ‘powers’ than us, and since he has practically no powers, we, in effect, were totally powerless.
The next day, we had to interview important village officials for some questionnaire we had been saddled with. We called up a few persons, and a whole galaxy of the village / block level luminaries descended upon the school grounds – all the underlings of the Departmental heads we had heard on the first day at the District HQ. Soon, following their suit, many others, who thought themselves to be ‘important’ enough to be considered ‘quasi-governmental’ also came along – ex-sarpanches, their brothers and uncles, village contractors, the drunkard from the next lane. Not that we were complaining – we got a large sample size to administer our voodoo on! In the end, we had a detailed village map, a detailed village history, 2 filled questionnaires, a lot of loose sheets filled with unclassified loose comments, and quite a decent vocabulary of Haryanvi swear words.
The day three was for a more detailed walk around of the village, unescorted, as far as possible, in order to meet the marginalized – the lower castes, the poor, the women folk. It’s hard for city people, all dressed up as, well, city people, to roam unrecognised across a village. We did get some crowd again, but not as big as day one. We managed to find the poorest of the poor – their houses had just one or two rooms, and did not appear as ornate as the one’s we had observed in our earlier walk. However, they were no illiterate destitute masses that we had been told we were to study. All our briefing back home had been about tools meant to elicit responses from unlettered people in the form of colourful Venn diagrams and tally marks. What we found were very literate and knowledgeable people, who narrated to us, in facts and figures, their situation. It was not very rosy, but neither was it a third world picture postcard scene. We met the women (or rather, the two lady officers in the group met them) – under all the veils and silence, they had a really decent grasp of the village affairs – and they did not need coloured rangolis to reveal their mind. So much for the PLA techniques.
The day four was used for a study of the educational and health facilities – we were lucky to have a qualified doctor and an extra qualified vet in our group. So we studied both the Community Health Centre and the Veterinary Hospital. We also visited the private school, which, despite the lack of decent classrooms and other physical facilities was managing to have a much higher enrolment as compared to the sprawling government school which we called home these days. Puzzling, but true. The fifth day of our stay was for some hurried catching up for data not collected yet, and for packing up, as the departure from the village had been advanced by the District authorities. The people of the village, whom we had come to know very well, gave us a very moving farewell, and after an hour of drive, we were back at the HAMETI, where we had the debriefing with the DC the next day. The following day, we packed up and returned to these sad  hills.

The food issue

Any discussion about this trip would be incomplete without a comment or two about the food. First of all, the quantity was simply huge. For the first time in our entire lives, we saw that the unserved food left in the dishes was more than what we actually devoured, and I use the word ‘devoured’ with a purpose. We were taking long walks along the village, and that may have led to some increase in our appetites, but then it was nothing compared to the monkeying around that we do back here. Still, we managed to put away quantities of food which would have easily served 20 people back here. I think, being the competitive people we are, we took the mounds of victuals piled in front of us as challenges, and as they say, if you aim for the Moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Secondly, it was about the proportion of milk and milk products that was being served – buttermilk was being used the way drinking water is done at our places. All the tea being served was milk tea. But the real mind-boggler was the amount of butter and ghee we were supposed to eat. We heard, from another group in the same district, that one of the officers actually thought that the bowl of pure white substance in his plate was vanilla ice cream! It was pure butter – unflavoured and un-pigmented (that gives the commercially produced butter it’s ‘cream colour’). It was supposed to be applied on the rotis – but with that much butter, one could butter rotis enough for a week’s consumption! And ghee – oh – don’t get me started on the ghee. One of the accompaniments which we were served with chapatis, to be used the way vegetables or sauces are used, was a mixture of jaggery sugar and pure ghee; one can almost hear the health Nazis of the world heave a dismal sigh in unison! Third was the fact that despite the food being inherently simple in nature, we all liked it very much (may be that was one reason for the increased consumption too) – this was strange, for none of us were one of those who are enamoured by the romance for the countryside, one of those who believe that the countryside is the repository of all virtues and the cities are just the dens of sin! Still, all of us really looked forward to what surprises our next meal would bring, and we were never disappointed.

About Prohibition, and the Specificity of the targets of laws

One problem that we learnt about, other than the water scarcity issue, was the prevalence of rampant alcoholism in the village in particular, and in the region in general. Almost all the women we got to interview flagged this one as the problem numero uno – not only was it a significant drain on the family resources, it was also a cause of a large amount of domestic violence against the women and children. Even the men folk admitted this was a big problem of the village. An ex-sarpanch that we met told that he had enforced a total prohibition in his days in the office, way back in 1993. It could last only for a month and since then, the problem had grown manifold to haunt the village even more.
Now, as a part of growing up, I have always had a very liberal mind-set. On almost all issues in which it is to be decided whether or not the State should intervene in what a person does in his private life, I’ve voted with the nays. Some of my earlier articles on this very blog will confirm that. So, the idea of things like prohibition was totally abhorrent to me. However, the experience of the last one year has made me question myself – is there something like too much liberalism?
It all began when I took charge as AMM Mahalaxmi in Western Railway. It was here that I discovered how entrenched the problem of alcoholism is. Perfectly sane employees would, on some days, turn into total waste, all sozzled. They’d fight amongst themselves, get seriously hurt, and make themselves liable for serious disciplinary action. Now, drunkenness on duty is a very serious offence under the railway rules, and as the manager of a depot with already depleted workforce, one could not terminate more employees, so one walked a real tight rope there. Then, occasionally, one would have wives / children / brothers / sisters of these men coming to one’s office, and appealing to one to coax / threaten them into giving up the booze, as they foresaw their ruination in their alcoholism. There was not much one can do except for the occasional rebuke. And then, listening to the plight of the women folk of Sandeel, one was again faced with the question. Is prohibition so bad an idea after all?
Well, I’ve had friends who like their drinks. In fact, as I have progressed through the stages of life – from school to the job, the proportion of such friends in my ‘total stock’ of friends has dramatically increased! All of them are social drinkers – who enjoy a few pegs on the weekends / after dinner. I’ve not found any of them lying in the gutters in the morning, needing to be dragged home. Wouldn’t it be gross injustice to deny them their little drinks, just because some semi-literate village bumpkins cannot hold their drinks. And wouldn’t it be a gross injustice if the cowering women and children of rural Haryana continue to be thrashed black and blue, just because some city-slickers have nothing better to do on weekends. Both the presence and absence of prohibition will lead to injustice. This brings up to debate the very justification of ‘Equality before Law’ – one is reminded of the immortal lines of Anatole France – “The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.” While the quotation has obviously been written from the point of view of the poor, even the ‘rich’ – by which I mean the socially advanced sections of the society – are facing the troubles caused by this equality before the laws. Many of our social justice legislations were framed in response to genuine needs, more prevalent in the socially backward section of the society. However, the effect of those legislations is largely absent in this section, but these are being used more in the relatively advanced section of the society, with such an intensity that it has started to cause some strains in this section. Before the brickbats start raining, I must clarify that I am not claiming that the socially advanced section of the population has zero level of such problems. With that disclaimer, I’d bring about two examples. The first one is the whole plethora of ‘gender sensitive’ laws, under which, in short, the male of the species is guilty until proven innocence, with the full burden of proof on him. There are many organisations that have now started taking up issues of gross misuse of such legal provisions in the urban areas of the country, which must mean there is at least some element of truth in these claims. However, the plight of the women in the rural areas continues to be the same – evenings ending in blows and abuses. Another example is the provision of caste based affirmative action – it is also being opposed vehemently in ‘our’ section of the society, but when we look at the villages, the people of the lower caste are still the most marginalised. So, what is the solution out here? Should laws be made more targeted? It’s not that the laws are not targeted – in fact, the gender sensitive, caste sensitive, religious sensitive laws are targeting some section of the society. The trouble, as far as my understanding goes, is that whenever targeting is done at a group, how-so-ever small, the group always manages to align itself in some way in which some section of the group is more able to take advantage of the targeting at the expense of the others, leading to further polarization. The solution, I think, lies in individual targeting, and with the launch of exercises like Aadhaar, we are moving in that direction, as far as targeting benefits of schemes goes. I am not a scholar of law (or of anything), but I hope some legal luminaries in our country can come up with solutions, so that my oenophile friends can still enjoy their drinks while the rural women are spared of the violence.

The rejuvenation of the ideal and the justification for the Civil Services

Joining the Civil Services in today’s politically charged scenario has its disadvantages. In this era of the so called ‘popular feeling’ of “sab chor hain”, it is sometimes very easy to be disillusioned. Most people I know here still joined because of two main reasons – one, the respect the services command, and two, the potential to make a difference using one’s free spirit. However, while this place strives to kill the latter, the mass media campaign to paint the services as an embodiment of venality hits at the roots of the former. As an antidote to these two effects, this village visit fulfilled its role magnificently. The meeting with the DC, Jind, was an eye opener. The man had achieved a lot in some of the most backward districts, in the face of enormous odds – including total sanitation in a society with a proclivity towards crapping in the open! He was promoted to the IAS from the HCS, and most of my batch-mates had a rather Upamanyu Chatterji-esque idea about such men, in some degree. That was one stereotype which was broken that day, along with the sense of despondency that had settled on us since 3rd September. For the first time since September, we were treated as sentient beings, and not as cattle. We met the village people, and saw the amount of faith they still have in the government apparatus. Their view of the government was that of a just, if overworked, ruler. They knew what their problems were, and just what was needed to solve them. They had not heard of many of the schemes that were in operation for rural upliftment – and surprisingly, most of their own ideas did correspond with some of the schemes. It’s not that they were totally besotted with the government. No, not at all. They spoke about various lapses, and what could have been done instead. They pointed out to the failures of the governance in the most candid terms. They even told us about how much cut were the lower functionaries taking in various schemes, and asked us to try and devise methods so that the funds release became more direct! They had a large number of problems, many of which could have been solved by the administration, at one level or another, and the people were angry. However, they were demanding solutions, and not baying for our blood, as the popular discourse in the urban media would like us to believe. Most pleasantly, they still had a lot of regards for the public functionaries – the MP’s, the MLA’s, the local patwaris. However, their highest regards were still reserved for the DC. By the third or fourth day, people knew that we were just ‘report writers’, but still, they queued up so that their problems could reach the DC’s ears through those reports. Such was their belief in the inherent goodness and potential of the DC that they thought that all their petty problems would be solved only if they could make the DC learn about them. It was then that I had an epiphany – the popular media and the social media may play the judge, jury and executioner in the case of civil services, but we still have a large chunk of the population untouched by all this mob frenzy, a chunk that still needs me, a chunk that will be the reason for me to go to my office and discharge my duties to the best of my capabilities in about 6 months. There is an on-going debate about the justification for the continuation of the Services in the modern day shining India, and the participants include senior officers, including members of the faculty here. I realised, that as long as the people like these village folk need us, we shall have every reason to be extant, and hence, it is very important for us to treasure and nurture this trust, because the day this precious chunk would have forsaken us, we shall be truly redundant.